Karta majitele Matilde

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Imagine a yoga-loving, apron-wearing comedian who's mastered the art of downward-facing dad jokes – that's me! As an Ashtangi, I bend over backward for balance, both on and off the mat. When I'm not contorting myself into pretzel shapes, you'll find me whipping up dishes that are as ironic as my sense of humor. I'm like a walking contradiction – serious about my practice, but never too serious about life.

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Besides my questionable yoga addiction and a repertoire of dad jokes that could make a grown man groan, I'm always down to cook up a storm in the kitchen, share some groovy tunes, or swap stories under the stars. And hey, if you're brave enough to cuddle my black, fat, vampire-teeth cat, consider yourself initiated into the club! As for exploring the island, I've got insider tips that'll take your adventure to the next level. Just don't expect me to join you for Poncha if late in the night – the Ashtangi in me wakes up way too early to afford a hangover. I'd rather practice my way into sunrise than stumble through the morning with regrets.

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